She Left Me For Jesus

A story in 6 sentences – these are the kind of things that pop into my head while commuting to my day job.


My girlfriend left me for Jesus.
She said he was nicer than me.
She said he was better looking than me.
She said he was sexier than me.
She said a stripper was more interesting than an accountant.
I hate you Jesus Montanero; I hate you with all my heart.